Elvis

An Elvis Impersonator came here! He had on a blue felt jumpsuit that had glass ornaments super-glued all over it and white plastic boots. His hair was dyed jet-black and he had long black sideburns. He sang all the Elvis classics along with a big Karaoke machine. The old ladies all loved him for a while. He would strut around and hold hands with them and sing to them. The caretakers came in once and lined up behind him and danced, and that was a big hit. It went on too long, though, and by the end there were old ladies literally shouting insults at each other and lots of people were up for no particular reason and milling about. Pandemonium prevailed!