CHOIR JOKES
Q: How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to do it, and five to say, "It's too high for him.”
Q: How many altos does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can't get up that high.
Q: How many sopranos does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her
Q: How many basses does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:None. They're so macho they prefer to walk in the dark and bang their shins.
What's the difference between a soprano and the PLO?
You can negotiate with the PLO.
What's the difference between an alto and a tenor?
Tenors don't have hair on their backs.
What's the definition of an optimist?
A choral director with a mortgage.
Q. What do you call a Soprano who can sight read?
A. An Alto
Q. How do you put a twinkle in a Soprano's eye?
A..Shine a flashlight in her ear
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