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Sunday, March 20, 2011

limerick

Lloyd, my dear friend, emailed me and asked me to write a limerick about Ann Coulter. (My friends tend to do things like that, thus the moniker "Dial a Writer") Here is the resulting limerick.

Ann Coulter thinks she’s a fine lady
Whose shit comes out smelling like daisies.
Only Protestant whites
Are right in her sight.
Which proves that she’s one off the crazies.

But, dear Lloyd, don’t you see, that’s just fine.
Let that bitch stay off with her own kind.
Then we cripples, gays, Jews,
White or black or confused,
Free of them, can invent, govern, rhyme.

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