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CHOIR JOKES
Q: How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to do it, and five to say, "It's too high for him.”
Q: How many altos does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can't get up that high.
Q: How many sopranos does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her
Q: How many basses does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:None. They're so macho they prefer to walk in the dark and bang their shins.
What's the difference between a soprano and the PLO?
You can negotiate with the PLO.
What's the difference between an alto and a tenor?
Tenors don't have hair on their backs.
What's the definition of an optimist?
A choral director with a mortgage.
Q. What do you call a Soprano who can sight read?
A. An Alto
Q. How do you put a twinkle in a Soprano's eye?
A..Shine a flashlight in her ear
I am determined to survive whatver debris life throws my way with my sense of humor intact. I'm a 52 year old woman with disabling MS and, after trying to fight it out by myself, have recently moved into a nursing home. This is the story of my effort to get through life while living here. My one talent and redeeming trait is that I enjoy writing nonsense verse, which I will share with you. all entries © Deborah Taylor, 2010 All rights reserved
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