divine intervention

I went to church to assemble bulletins today and the weirdest thing happened... I was completely all alone in the church. The secretary and pastor are on vacation, so I was the only one who'd been there all day. I was just sitting in the little work room working away, when all of a sudden the Xerox machine started making ominous noises and then it started working, acting like it was copying something, and spit out a piece of paper. Being that I was at the church, I of course decided it was a message from God. I picked it up with trembling hand and read it with great trepidation...

It was an ad for roof re-tarring.

Had I a roof, I would tar it immediately. As it is, though, I don't quite know what to do with this, and am beginning to doubt that it is of divine origin.