joke

All these entries about old folks' homes reminds me of a joke which my Pastor told me.

A guy had to put his dad in a "home", and he felt really guilty. So, when he leaves his dad there, he says, "Dad, I have a suprise that you'll be getting later tonight." The Old Man says, "OK", and forgets all about it.

Sure enough, at about 7PM there is a knock at the door. The old man answers, and finds a beautiful woman standing there in a bikini. She says, "Your son sent me to offer you super sex."

"OK," he says. "I'll have the soup."